That’s when you know you’ve found somebody really special. When you can just...– Pulp Fiction (1994)
wikatiepedia: crimsoncamellianeko: forimuchdesiretospeakwithhim: wikatiepedia: from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this oh wow look how sarcastic that looks that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
lizthefangirl: a-weeping-angel-just: avoxes: can finnick not die in the movie they kept Peeta’s leg lets keep finnick my thoughts exactly
soycrates: endreal: avatar-addiction: nicotineenema: Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Britian right now:
Brits: Ah a nice relaxing bank holiday Mon-HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE SUN?
Brits: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THAT'S THE SUN!
Brits: OK EVERYONE. STAY. CALM. It could be a false alarm. It could still be cold.
New channels: Breaking news - this is the hottest day of the year so far.
Brits: OH SWEET JESUS HAVE MERCY! IT'S SUNNY AND HOT AND IT'S A BANK HOLIDAY. HOW WILL WE COPE???
Ice Cream van: drives past
Isaac: Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should've gotten more.
Augustus Waters: Seventeen.
Isaac: I'm assuming you've got some time, you interupting bastard.
Isaac: I'm telling you, Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.
Issac: But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.
txlover: mokamonn: tomlinsogay: my teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said, “at the end of this ruler is an idiot.” i got detention after asking which end bless u smartass
hereby: mist-ea: captaindiangelo: tygridia: b-udi: forrrrrrever-young: stateofgraces: georgeshelleys: iwasthomasriddle: maybe the reason why I’m single is because I’ve never gone to a new years eve party at a ski resort and sung karaoke with a complete stranger i don’t get it u r not a true wildcat ur head is not in the game we r not all in this together this is not the...
mishasminions: hyphydollaz: sesamestreethockey: anrdew: I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button this has too many notes to be safe
kobayashimarooned: padalackles: dent-arthur-dent: drarna: i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them. And he died in both of them and he still didn’t win an oscar
mypersonalcircus: two-sides-0f-the-same-coin: curly-cronie: roboticappendages: all-american-oncest: fagwizard: hypnotiqradiance: dejesusv: everthorne: is having a penis weird like it just hangs there occasionally flopping girls make it sound so weird omg its not like we think about it all the time do you all sit there and think about your boobs all the time? bouncing ...
madnessistheexcuse: all-natu-ral: I am already 900% done with this week and its only Tuesday
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
yourbones: somegirlnamedkaitlyn: My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent? Nailed it.